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			<title><![CDATA[Hello!]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=110</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:56:27 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Thanks for having me in your forum Im 50 years old and home disabled. I have all day and I spend most of it at my pc or laptop. My wife says I pay no attention to her. I also manage a dropship website, my niche is alarm clocks. I am doing ok at that but need to learn more as I go. When I started I had no Idea what was involved in building your own website, from research to marketing. Well again thanks.<br />
<br />
      John:smile:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Thanks for having me in your forum Im 50 years old and home disabled. I have all day and I spend most of it at my pc or laptop. My wife says I pay no attention to her. I also manage a dropship website, my niche is alarm clocks. I am doing ok at that but need to learn more as I go. When I started I had no Idea what was involved in building your own website, from research to marketing. Well again thanks.<br />
<br />
      John:smile:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bioshock 2 Video Game - Get Ready to Attack the Big Sisters]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=109</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:43:51 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Bioshock 2, it is ten years after the happenings of Bioshock. You will be in the same city of Rapture which underwent many changes. Rapture is the area with poorly developed structures and broken wooden Bridges. Splicers are the bad creatures in the game in which their genes are spiced by plasmids. They have to hunt for ADAM for their Survival. You can easily destroy them with the help of a double-barreled Gun.<br />
<br />
The objective will be to kill the Big Sisters. They are ultimately very dangerous and can attack very fast. You have to set your own approach to attack the Big Sisters, if the countdown starts to alert you. Players will take the role of 'Subject Delta' - the first Big Daddy ever created with extreme powers in the Game Bioshock 2. If you want to collect any rewards, you can come out and collect. It's up to the players to be a Good / Bad.<br />
<br />
The selection between the good and bad will tell you whether to save or kill the Little Sisters. The Little sisters can be used to collect ADAM from different places. Once the job is over, you should return them to the safer vent where you will get ADAMs rewarded.<br />
<br />
After completing several missions you will be reaching the Siren's Alley which will be the fifth area in Bioshock 2 Xbox360. It is the Rapture's red light district with entirely new surroundings. The Players will be provided with lots of weapons and that can be upgraded twice or thrice. You can set well planned traps by Plasmids, Security bots, turrets and more.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Bioshock 2, it is ten years after the happenings of Bioshock. You will be in the same city of Rapture which underwent many changes. Rapture is the area with poorly developed structures and broken wooden Bridges. Splicers are the bad creatures in the game in which their genes are spiced by plasmids. They have to hunt for ADAM for their Survival. You can easily destroy them with the help of a double-barreled Gun.<br />
<br />
The objective will be to kill the Big Sisters. They are ultimately very dangerous and can attack very fast. You have to set your own approach to attack the Big Sisters, if the countdown starts to alert you. Players will take the role of 'Subject Delta' - the first Big Daddy ever created with extreme powers in the Game Bioshock 2. If you want to collect any rewards, you can come out and collect. It's up to the players to be a Good / Bad.<br />
<br />
The selection between the good and bad will tell you whether to save or kill the Little Sisters. The Little sisters can be used to collect ADAM from different places. Once the job is over, you should return them to the safer vent where you will get ADAMs rewarded.<br />
<br />
After completing several missions you will be reaching the Siren's Alley which will be the fifth area in Bioshock 2 Xbox360. It is the Rapture's red light district with entirely new surroundings. The Players will be provided with lots of weapons and that can be upgraded twice or thrice. You can set well planned traps by Plasmids, Security bots, turrets and more.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[MGS 4 - Guns of the Patriots - Review]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=108</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:24:09 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Once again, Kojima (Father of the MGS games) has done it. MGS4 is one of the most in-depth, believable and well made games I have played in a long time.<br />
<br />
It has it all, a full and rich storyline giving the player a glance at a high-tech future, filled with action and gunfire at every corner, extremely impressive gameplay and an amazing graphics.<br />
<br />
The Metal Gear games have always been a top class games and have shaped the road on which other games must travel. MGS4 starts with a short action film about the Marine Fauna. The weapons in-game store gives players discount on Wednesdays and Sundays, in real time.<br />
<br />
The story will not disappoint the huge number of fans out there. It gives the player a lot to think about as well as it's packed with humor and snappy comebacks. The humor is somewhat bizarre, but that is to be expected from Kojima and is typical for a MGS game.<br />
<br />
MGS4 gameplay has more action and is more open and free-play than in the previous MGS games. The world itself is much larger and it is filled with active NPC's ready to strike you at any time. As you play the game, you decide which side of the conflict to support, or just totally ignore them and use stealth to sneak past the enemies. Snake's inventory is packed with all sorts of gadgets to help you in stealth mode.<br />
<br />
The graphics is really impressive, given that the game was released only soon after the console itself. There are only few other games that come close in graphics, those are Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2.<br />
<br />
If you still have not played MGS4 on the PS3 you should go to the next store and buy it. It is one of those must-buy-it games and there's no escaping that.<br />
<br />
I rate the game 9 out of 10]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Once again, Kojima (Father of the MGS games) has done it. MGS4 is one of the most in-depth, believable and well made games I have played in a long time.<br />
<br />
It has it all, a full and rich storyline giving the player a glance at a high-tech future, filled with action and gunfire at every corner, extremely impressive gameplay and an amazing graphics.<br />
<br />
The Metal Gear games have always been a top class games and have shaped the road on which other games must travel. MGS4 starts with a short action film about the Marine Fauna. The weapons in-game store gives players discount on Wednesdays and Sundays, in real time.<br />
<br />
The story will not disappoint the huge number of fans out there. It gives the player a lot to think about as well as it's packed with humor and snappy comebacks. The humor is somewhat bizarre, but that is to be expected from Kojima and is typical for a MGS game.<br />
<br />
MGS4 gameplay has more action and is more open and free-play than in the previous MGS games. The world itself is much larger and it is filled with active NPC's ready to strike you at any time. As you play the game, you decide which side of the conflict to support, or just totally ignore them and use stealth to sneak past the enemies. Snake's inventory is packed with all sorts of gadgets to help you in stealth mode.<br />
<br />
The graphics is really impressive, given that the game was released only soon after the console itself. There are only few other games that come close in graphics, those are Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2.<br />
<br />
If you still have not played MGS4 on the PS3 you should go to the next store and buy it. It is one of those must-buy-it games and there's no escaping that.<br />
<br />
I rate the game 9 out of 10]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Best Racing Car Games For 2010]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=107</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:22:56 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[If you're like me, and you love playing video games in your spare time, you're probably wondering what the best car racing games are out there in 2010. There are thousands of games out there, and yes, choosing the right one can be hard. I wanted to show you today on how you can find the best racing game that suits your needs.<br />
<br />
Forza Motorsport 3: By popular demand, Forza has created a third installment of their popular video game. If you're into the actual car brands, as well as very realistic graphics, this is a must try. I love this game for it's game play, and so much more.<br />
<br />
Midnight Club: Greatest Hits: Midnight Club has been around for what seems like forever, but a while ago, they released the greatest hits game. For less than &#36;30, you can pick up this killer racing game for the PlayStation 3.<br />
<br />
Gran Turismo: Yes, I know there's a ton of Gran Turismos out right now, but if you have the PSP, there's one out there for you now. I own the PSP, and it's a great video game system on the go. Check it out, as it received some pretty good reviews.<br />
<br />
Dirt 2: The last one on my list is Dirt 2. It's a great game if you like the off road racing, as well as many different game play options. It's a great game to kill the boredom, as well as play online.<br />
<br />
2010 is in store for a great year of games. Check out these relatively new games, and see which ones that you like.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[If you're like me, and you love playing video games in your spare time, you're probably wondering what the best car racing games are out there in 2010. There are thousands of games out there, and yes, choosing the right one can be hard. I wanted to show you today on how you can find the best racing game that suits your needs.<br />
<br />
Forza Motorsport 3: By popular demand, Forza has created a third installment of their popular video game. If you're into the actual car brands, as well as very realistic graphics, this is a must try. I love this game for it's game play, and so much more.<br />
<br />
Midnight Club: Greatest Hits: Midnight Club has been around for what seems like forever, but a while ago, they released the greatest hits game. For less than &#36;30, you can pick up this killer racing game for the PlayStation 3.<br />
<br />
Gran Turismo: Yes, I know there's a ton of Gran Turismos out right now, but if you have the PSP, there's one out there for you now. I own the PSP, and it's a great video game system on the go. Check it out, as it received some pretty good reviews.<br />
<br />
Dirt 2: The last one on my list is Dirt 2. It's a great game if you like the off road racing, as well as many different game play options. It's a great game to kill the boredom, as well as play online.<br />
<br />
2010 is in store for a great year of games. Check out these relatively new games, and see which ones that you like.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wolfenstein - Mire and Shield Power]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=106</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:20:56 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[In this article I will talk to you about two specific powers in the game Wolfenstein namely the Mire and Shield power, these are only two of the four main power categories. First the Mire power these powers grants you the ability to slow time for certain periods of time and kill close range enemies with one attack, this category consists of two powers the Shearing Crystal and the Slowing Crystal.<br />
<br />
The Shearing Crystal uses light that passes through it but it takes quite a few minutes for light to pass through the crystal, if you use this power it will totally obliterate close by enemies with the massive amounts of great power that is released. When the Slowing Crystal is activated you can see concentric rings within this yellow crystal, if the Mire Crystal is combined with the Slowing Crystal it will bring time to a complete stop leaving the enemy open for massive damage.<br />
<br />
The second category is the Shield Power, it is pretty obvious what this power does it can block enemy fire and if you upgrade the power to the maximum it will not only block the enemy fire but also reflect the bullets, but just remember that these shields do not block melee attacks and this category consists of two powers namely Reactive Crystal and Reflective Crystal.<br />
<br />
The Reactive Crystal has a bluish color and it will totally annihilate your enemy if he comes in contact with your shield because of the temporal flux in the crystal it has a negative effect on the enemy killing them on sight. The Reflective Crystal also has a blue color but it is much clearer than the other one, this shield will reflect the enemy fire back to them making it possible to kill them if the reflected bullets hit the enemy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this article I will talk to you about two specific powers in the game Wolfenstein namely the Mire and Shield power, these are only two of the four main power categories. First the Mire power these powers grants you the ability to slow time for certain periods of time and kill close range enemies with one attack, this category consists of two powers the Shearing Crystal and the Slowing Crystal.<br />
<br />
The Shearing Crystal uses light that passes through it but it takes quite a few minutes for light to pass through the crystal, if you use this power it will totally obliterate close by enemies with the massive amounts of great power that is released. When the Slowing Crystal is activated you can see concentric rings within this yellow crystal, if the Mire Crystal is combined with the Slowing Crystal it will bring time to a complete stop leaving the enemy open for massive damage.<br />
<br />
The second category is the Shield Power, it is pretty obvious what this power does it can block enemy fire and if you upgrade the power to the maximum it will not only block the enemy fire but also reflect the bullets, but just remember that these shields do not block melee attacks and this category consists of two powers namely Reactive Crystal and Reflective Crystal.<br />
<br />
The Reactive Crystal has a bluish color and it will totally annihilate your enemy if he comes in contact with your shield because of the temporal flux in the crystal it has a negative effect on the enemy killing them on sight. The Reflective Crystal also has a blue color but it is much clearer than the other one, this shield will reflect the enemy fire back to them making it possible to kill them if the reflected bullets hit the enemy.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed 2]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=105</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:26:34 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I thought Assassin's Creed 2 was supposed to be about the present so the main character could track down the templars that used his memory to find the treasure or whatever. Why is it during the renaissance? I'm pretty sure a machine that complicated that goes in to your bloodline did not exist during the renaissance.<br />
<br />
What's your views?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I thought Assassin's Creed 2 was supposed to be about the present so the main character could track down the templars that used his memory to find the treasure or whatever. Why is it during the renaissance? I'm pretty sure a machine that complicated that goes in to your bloodline did not exist during the renaissance.<br />
<br />
What's your views?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Star Trek Legacy]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=104</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:25:31 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I have tried, many, many times to uninstall Star Trek Legacy from my PC but it never seems to go away! It takes forever but it just doesn't leave my system. Please help as the file is HUGE. I have tried to use the control panel uninstall but even though it goes through the montions, the program is still there.<br />
<br />
Any other thoughts or suggestions?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I have tried, many, many times to uninstall Star Trek Legacy from my PC but it never seems to go away! It takes forever but it just doesn't leave my system. Please help as the file is HUGE. I have tried to use the control panel uninstall but even though it goes through the montions, the program is still there.<br />
<br />
Any other thoughts or suggestions?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Need For Speed Undercover]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=103</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:24:15 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I was thinking about getting this game for summer but should I get it or not? I have had every NFS game from Hot Pursuit 2 and they have all been good apart from Pro Street which was a let down in my opinion. My favourites have been Most Wanted and Carbon and this looks more similar to them. But i have watched reviews from IGN and GT(Game Trailers) and they said it was rubbish and have rated it worse than Pro Street but i can't see how. I have played a bit of the game in a GAME shop and i liked it but didn't really do much gameplay as i only got to do one race and a bit of free roaming. So what should I do, buy it or give it a miss.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi there,<br />
<br />
I was thinking about getting this game for summer but should I get it or not? I have had every NFS game from Hot Pursuit 2 and they have all been good apart from Pro Street which was a let down in my opinion. My favourites have been Most Wanted and Carbon and this looks more similar to them. But i have watched reviews from IGN and GT(Game Trailers) and they said it was rubbish and have rated it worse than Pro Street but i can't see how. I have played a bit of the game in a GAME shop and i liked it but didn't really do much gameplay as i only got to do one race and a bit of free roaming. So what should I do, buy it or give it a miss.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[New to the forum !!]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=102</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:40:21 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm new to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.<br />
I do not really know what to write about myself so I decided that I would share my feelings on IM.<br />
IM is one of my strongest interests other than basketball. Not anyone can make it to NBA with hard work but I'm sure anyone can do it in IM. Its just a matter of time and perseverance. <br />
 A little of everything or nothing but one? I don't know if the question is a topic worth chatting up but it is then I am glad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm new to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.<br />
I do not really know what to write about myself so I decided that I would share my feelings on IM.<br />
IM is one of my strongest interests other than basketball. Not anyone can make it to NBA with hard work but I'm sure anyone can do it in IM. Its just a matter of time and perseverance. <br />
 A little of everything or nothing but one? I don't know if the question is a topic worth chatting up but it is then I am glad.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Driver Problem !!]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=101</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:37:39 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Is it possible to install the new driver of nero in my laptop from other DVD writer ? <br />
I want to install it because of my friends told me if you install latest driver in your laptop then it will run well is it true ? and He also give me reference to one hardware engineer who is install a new driver and the total cost of this process is &#36;45. I'm too confuse now .<br />
Any suggestion?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Is it possible to install the new driver of nero in my laptop from other DVD writer ? <br />
I want to install it because of my friends told me if you install latest driver in your laptop then it will run well is it true ? and He also give me reference to one hardware engineer who is install a new driver and the total cost of this process is &#36;45. I'm too confuse now .<br />
Any suggestion?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What is life???]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=100</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:29:32 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[There are many questions that people try to find answers to. There are some questions that require deep thoughts and there are some that are simple to answer. There are many which we come come across everyday but haven't paid attention to. Let's have some interesting answers to such a question. "What is life?"<br />
<br />
This is a question that even the intellectuals have not been able to come to terms with. They still have some debates on this issue. Let's see what interesting answers we get from the intellectuals here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[There are many questions that people try to find answers to. There are some questions that require deep thoughts and there are some that are simple to answer. There are many which we come come across everyday but haven't paid attention to. Let's have some interesting answers to such a question. "What is life?"<br />
<br />
This is a question that even the intellectuals have not been able to come to terms with. They still have some debates on this issue. Let's see what interesting answers we get from the intellectuals here.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What is happiness??]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=99</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:28:15 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi Friends.<br />
<br />
"Happiness is one of the things we never get enough of, no matter how much we have and no matter what definition we give it."<br />
<br />
I never heard anybody pretending being happy an entire life. Moments yes, but not a lifetime. Perhaps that’s because happiness is such an intense feeling that no human body can sustain it for so long.<br />
<br />
Please share your opinion.<br />
Thanks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi Friends.<br />
<br />
"Happiness is one of the things we never get enough of, no matter how much we have and no matter what definition we give it."<br />
<br />
I never heard anybody pretending being happy an entire life. Moments yes, but not a lifetime. Perhaps that’s because happiness is such an intense feeling that no human body can sustain it for so long.<br />
<br />
Please share your opinion.<br />
Thanks.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What are your FIVE favorite things in life?]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=98</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:26:16 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
<br />
What are your FIVE favorite things in life that you just couldn't live without?<br />
They can be ANYTHING. Really give this some thought!<br />
<br />
Mine are here<br />
1. My family<br />
2. My car<br />
3. Laptop<br />
4. Mobile<br />
5. Cold drinks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi!<br />
<br />
What are your FIVE favorite things in life that you just couldn't live without?<br />
They can be ANYTHING. Really give this some thought!<br />
<br />
Mine are here<br />
1. My family<br />
2. My car<br />
3. Laptop<br />
4. Mobile<br />
5. Cold drinks.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Why People Laugh at Jokes]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=97</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:58:38 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Jokes are a great way to make people laugh and have fun. Have you ever thought why people laugh at jokes? There are many reasons behind this. It is said that humans are the only animals in the world that have ability for both laughing and making other laugh. However, it can be easily presumed that even animals laugh in their own ways that we are unable to understand. One reason why people laugh at jokes is that most of jokes show some person in poor light. It makes people pleased as they feel they are better than the person made fun of in the joke.<br />
<br />
There is another reason of laughing at jokes. Most of jokes have the punch lines that are completely unexpected. As they are surprised people laugh out of embarrassment or pleasure of getting some thrill out of the punch line. If the punch line is on expected lines then people do not laugh at them. When people see and have some unexpected experience they have some chemicals secreted in their brain that make them feel good.<br />
<br />
Jokes have two parts in them. One part is introduction and problem or the crux of the issue. The second part is the punch line of the joke. The punch lines make people laugh. Jokes as a form of entertainment and amusement are very popular all over the world. In all parts of the world jokes are cracked and listened to. Most of the jokes circulate through word-of-mouth. In modern times after the advent of the Internet, jokes are all over the Internet. There are many websites dedicated to jokes and other amusement related items. They offer jokes on all topics like marriage, romance, office, blonde, etc. It has helped in circulation of all kinds of jokes to the audiences world over.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Jokes are a great way to make people laugh and have fun. Have you ever thought why people laugh at jokes? There are many reasons behind this. It is said that humans are the only animals in the world that have ability for both laughing and making other laugh. However, it can be easily presumed that even animals laugh in their own ways that we are unable to understand. One reason why people laugh at jokes is that most of jokes show some person in poor light. It makes people pleased as they feel they are better than the person made fun of in the joke.<br />
<br />
There is another reason of laughing at jokes. Most of jokes have the punch lines that are completely unexpected. As they are surprised people laugh out of embarrassment or pleasure of getting some thrill out of the punch line. If the punch line is on expected lines then people do not laugh at them. When people see and have some unexpected experience they have some chemicals secreted in their brain that make them feel good.<br />
<br />
Jokes have two parts in them. One part is introduction and problem or the crux of the issue. The second part is the punch line of the joke. The punch lines make people laugh. Jokes as a form of entertainment and amusement are very popular all over the world. In all parts of the world jokes are cracked and listened to. Most of the jokes circulate through word-of-mouth. In modern times after the advent of the Internet, jokes are all over the Internet. There are many websites dedicated to jokes and other amusement related items. They offer jokes on all topics like marriage, romance, office, blonde, etc. It has helped in circulation of all kinds of jokes to the audiences world over.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Clean Up Your Computer]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=96</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:51:23 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Have you been having trouble with your machine of late? Has it been always slowing down forcing you to operate much slower than you would like to be working? Now the best answer to help you out on such menacing machines is purchasing authentic registry repair software that also comes fully equipped with the Reg-cure utility that drastically improves your machine's performance.<br />
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You should also note that any kind of software update or program you may remove or install into your desktop machine, via the internet or using readable discs, has fundamental files that aid in managing how it works are all stored in the registry folder. This means that, if you try to install a certain program and it tends to be corrupt chances of some of these essential files missing are very high.<br />
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On the other hand, it's good to be extra careful whenever you go fixing these files on your own, or better still, you can have someone with good knowledge in handling such daunting tasks do it for you. Remember, if you decide to get rid of all the unwanted programs in your machine, you should bear in mind that one small mistake could result in disastrous outcomes such as freezing, drastically slowing down and even crashing.<br />
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The only remedy to stop such catastrophic events from happening is to have your machine regularly scanned for any issues that might seem to be the sole cause for it's slowing down. Another sure way to make your computer faster is by immobilizing all the irrelevant items that might be contained in the start-up menu. So why is this you may ask? One thing that your machine does every time you warm or cold boot it is to first of all analyze all the programs contained in the menu list while loading them one by one. So, having too many programs on the menu will surely result to very slow booting processes unlike where you may have fewer programs.<br />
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Moreover, when it comes to dealing with the irrelevant programs using a certified registry optimizer it may at time be very tricky and disastrous as well. When using this program you have to be conversant with what kind of DLL error files to do away with, to increase the amount of memory space needed in the machine as well as empty all the junk files stored in the various machine units available.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Have you been having trouble with your machine of late? Has it been always slowing down forcing you to operate much slower than you would like to be working? Now the best answer to help you out on such menacing machines is purchasing authentic registry repair software that also comes fully equipped with the Reg-cure utility that drastically improves your machine's performance.<br />
<br />
You should also note that any kind of software update or program you may remove or install into your desktop machine, via the internet or using readable discs, has fundamental files that aid in managing how it works are all stored in the registry folder. This means that, if you try to install a certain program and it tends to be corrupt chances of some of these essential files missing are very high.<br />
<br />
On the other hand, it's good to be extra careful whenever you go fixing these files on your own, or better still, you can have someone with good knowledge in handling such daunting tasks do it for you. Remember, if you decide to get rid of all the unwanted programs in your machine, you should bear in mind that one small mistake could result in disastrous outcomes such as freezing, drastically slowing down and even crashing.<br />
<br />
The only remedy to stop such catastrophic events from happening is to have your machine regularly scanned for any issues that might seem to be the sole cause for it's slowing down. Another sure way to make your computer faster is by immobilizing all the irrelevant items that might be contained in the start-up menu. So why is this you may ask? One thing that your machine does every time you warm or cold boot it is to first of all analyze all the programs contained in the menu list while loading them one by one. So, having too many programs on the menu will surely result to very slow booting processes unlike where you may have fewer programs.<br />
<br />
Moreover, when it comes to dealing with the irrelevant programs using a certified registry optimizer it may at time be very tricky and disastrous as well. When using this program you have to be conversant with what kind of DLL error files to do away with, to increase the amount of memory space needed in the machine as well as empty all the junk files stored in the various machine units available.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Greatest football stadium you've ever been to?]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=95</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:11:55 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi friends<br />
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What stadium would you love to visit that you haven't already?<br />
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Parc des Princes, Paris. It was years ago when PSG was still a European power. Unbelievable atmosphere.....unforgettable.<br />
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Stadium I'd love to visit: Wembley]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi friends<br />
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What stadium would you love to visit that you haven't already?<br />
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Parc des Princes, Paris. It was years ago when PSG was still a European power. Unbelievable atmosphere.....unforgettable.<br />
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Stadium I'd love to visit: Wembley]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What are the benefits of a Linux operating system?]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=94</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:06:40 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[HI friends<br />
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I've used Windows and and Mac operating systems, but never Linux. Are there any benefits to having a Linux operating system? Are there any disadvantages? Are they more likely to contract a virus? Thanks for any help.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[HI friends<br />
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I've used Windows and and Mac operating systems, but never Linux. Are there any benefits to having a Linux operating system? Are there any disadvantages? Are they more likely to contract a virus? Thanks for any help.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Best Book You Ever Read!!]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=93</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:44:18 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Now I LOVE tolkien but to be honest the excitement I had prior to reading a new Harry Potter book for the first time is incomporable...so I'll have to say]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Now I LOVE tolkien but to be honest the excitement I had prior to reading a new Harry Potter book for the first time is incomporable...so I'll have to say]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Good free email service?]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=92</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:42:12 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[What do you think which is the best free email services for you? and why?<br />
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For me it is Gmail as it can be used in pop account, easy to operate and ad free and reliable also IMO.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What do you think which is the best free email services for you? and why?<br />
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For me it is Gmail as it can be used in pop account, easy to operate and ad free and reliable also IMO.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Newbie here]]></title>
			<link>http://neonerds.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?tid=91</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:41:03 -0800</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello Forum Members!<br />
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I am Jen Harvy and this is my first forum entry here.. Since I am new to forum community and I feel I am in midst of my own learning curve. I feel sometimes, that I have to learn a lot, hope you guys have patient on me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello Forum Members!<br />
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I am Jen Harvy and this is my first forum entry here.. Since I am new to forum community and I feel I am in midst of my own learning curve. I feel sometimes, that I have to learn a lot, hope you guys have patient on me.]]></content:encoded>
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